What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.