What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.