What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.