What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.