What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.