What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.