Nail Gun Jokes

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

You might also enjoy:

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

Podcast Jokes More Podcast Jokes

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Taylor Jokes More Taylor Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

Jesus ' Favorite Gun Jokes More Jesus ' Favorite Gun Jokes

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.