What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!