What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun