What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns