What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

A: When he's red-handed.

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun