What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.