What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.