What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.