Diddly Squat Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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Crossfit

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What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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A four chin teller

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How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.