Diddly Squat Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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A Cruci-fixie.

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Sneakers

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The cigarette.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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You exercise it.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat