Diddly Squat Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Ned Flanders Jokes More Ned Flanders Jokes

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.