Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.