What do right-handed people hate most?

NSFW Having to switch hands at the computer.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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Benjamin Netangoogle

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Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

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