What do right-handed people hate most?

NSFW Having to switch hands at the computer.

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When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

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Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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Mas cow.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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