NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again.
If you're already a billionnaire.
A horde.
Because he only had 12 followers.
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
For the watch