NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again.
She has cancer
Cause 69's a mouthful!
Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!
A: Replace the nails with screws.
Because he got nailed three times.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin