What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

What do you call a recovering alcoholic?

A ginspiration.