What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!