What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em