What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.