How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.