How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.