How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.