Poke 'em on.
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
Colonel, sir.
A greydient
the harder you hit 'em the more english you get
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
A key.
A test tickle.