What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night