What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

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Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.