What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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They both distrust men.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels