How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.