How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.