How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy