How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy