What did the scientist say when he foun...

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?