How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people