How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"