What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog