Rpg Jokes

What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit