Rpg Jokes

What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Rodney Dangerfield Jokes More Rodney Dangerfield Jokes

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"