Rpg Jokes

What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans