How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.