How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock