What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!