You guessed it: we're all white.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
With his North Pole-aroid.
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)
the Easter Bunny
Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau