What else?

You've walked out of wife"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

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