What else?

You've walked out of wife"

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.