How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.