How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "