How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.