How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.