How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.