How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.