What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate