What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.