What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.