What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up