What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.