Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.