Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.