Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.