Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

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What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.