What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%