What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%