What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

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