Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."