Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.