Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."