Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."