Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What's next to England?

A question mark.

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.