What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable