What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.