What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate