How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Advertise Jokes More Advertise Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!