How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.