How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.