How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer