What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

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