When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.