When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.