When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car