What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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He was caught stroganoff

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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