What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed !

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "