What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.