What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.