What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Philosophy Student Jokes More Philosophy Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.