A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
The couch pulls out...
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
Look ma, no hands!"
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
A table can support itself
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
Because they're greasy
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.