What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Philosophy Student Jokes More Philosophy Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!