A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
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You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
An hour after its landed its still whining.
We want our land back!!
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
Don't fret
The Juan who lived.
Just pay for your pizza.
A philosophy major
The arts student gets a mark for it.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
Stark industries has actually turned a profit
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
One less drunken Irishman
I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!
It needed a root canal.
