Philosophy Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Philosophy Jokes More Philosophy Jokes

How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.