A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
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You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
A lardvark!
Would you like fries with that "
Unoriginal
This isn't a good joke.
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
AArrrRP
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
About an hour
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.
About 3 inches.
None.
He needed the cowlcium.
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
Pay for the pizza.