A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
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You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
Teaching the chicken to cook
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
He wanted Mark Antony !
No, wait.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
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When it's turned into the teacher.
A Nietzsche market!
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
I reddit.
asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask
I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
