Philosophy Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What do you call a good joke on Reddit?

Unoriginal

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is that new movie about?

About an hour

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Philosophy Jokes More Philosophy Jokes

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.