Philosophy Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?