You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
Give her a shovel...
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".
Because he needed his space.
The best joke I've ever heard!
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
