Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.