Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's?

A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...