Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)