What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What is the best joke you have heard?

Any best joke

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.