What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D