What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.