Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.