Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.