Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb