Susie Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Bombing Jokes More Bombing Jokes

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.