Susie Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ?

Arizona room for one of us in this town !

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Swing Set Jokes More Swing Set Jokes

Why did Sally fall off of the swing set?

She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

Bombing Jokes More Bombing Jokes

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.