Susie Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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A race condition. Who is there?

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

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Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Bombing Jokes More Bombing Jokes

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere