Everywhere.
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Because she was hit by a bus.
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.
Because she had no arms.
2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie
A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
Linoleum Blown-apart
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Never mind. It's pointless.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Everywhere
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Trustworthy.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Patient: She's out of town.
Walk-a Walk-a
Let's go ride our bikes.
