Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..