Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh?

A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.