To stop it from falling out.
Hit it in the face with an axe.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Need Another Seven Astronauts
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
For identification.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.