Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."