Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why should I?

ba dum tss*