Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

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What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.