Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.