Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
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She saw 2 and 3 halving six
I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
He took his wife for granite.
if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Cantaloupe
Because it cantaloupe.
