Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe