Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp