Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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