Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp