Where did the cantaloupe take his vacat...

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp