There is no cod
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Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Pick a cod, any cod!
I've cod a cold."
Search and Destroy.
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Cod dam
Cod red-handed !
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
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This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
Extreme Pawnage
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Will Feral. Edit: I tried
Because jail is free.
With Starbucks!
Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.
It's harder to break bills.
Pack your trunk and clear out !"
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
You don't call it, you pick it up.