There is no cod
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Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Pick a cod, any cod!
I've cod a cold."
Search and Destroy.
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Cod dam
Cod red-handed !
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
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This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
ten-tickcles.
A: Billy the Squid.
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
A: A happy bear!
Pack your trunk and clear out !"
A buccaneer!
A swordfish!
Because they're good at finding common ground.
The Captain's Log.
None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
Running a Backgroud Check.
An army soldier
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