What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed !

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod