What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch