About two hours.
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)
None of them make the sandwiches.
Thank you, Karma gain
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Facebook?
About a day