What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.