What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.