What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!