What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!