How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp