How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?