How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.